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Pirate vs. Ninja
Where does your allegiance lie?
Which came first?
Choose correctly and the answer will finally be revealed.
Cake or Death?
Make a choice.
To Feel Happy
This brightens anyone's day.
Mystery Link of Doom!
I wouldn't if I were you.
The Meaning of Life
If you seek the purpose of your existence in this vast cosmos, then all you need do is click on the Jesus Toast. It knows all.
mmm...Pie.
Automatic Screen Cleaner
I can't believe this really works!!
This button goes nowhere
To Attract Facebookers
To Attract MySpacers
MySpacers sure love their glitter graphics. Who am I to judge?
This site contains foul language, sexual innuendo, political incorrectness, midget slander, and partial frog nudity. If this is in any way offensive to you then I advise leaving immediately. Also, an abnormal amount of people who have visited this site have been subsequently molested by elephants.
Ya know...I probably should have put this at the top of the page.